Pick-up lines—some make you swoon, others make you cringe. And then, there are the ones that are so bad, they might actually work. If you’re in the mood for awkward humor, these 99 pick-up lines are the perfect mix of cheese, cringe, and comedy. Whether you’re using them as icebreakers or just laughing at their sheer ridiculousness, these lines will leave an impression.
🧀 Classic Cheese Pick-Up Lines
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
- “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
- “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”
- “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
- “Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.”
- “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?”
- “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”
- “Do you like raisins? How about a date?”
- “Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?”
- “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.”
😵 Super Cringe Pick-Up Lines
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
- “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
- “Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know how you work, but I have this gut feeling I should take you out.”
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”
- “Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.”
- “I must be a beaver, because I’m dying for your wood.”
- “Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.”
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
- “Your smile must be a black hole—nothing can escape its pull.”
- “You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
🤡 Over-the-Top Absurd Pick-Up Lines
- “Are you a loan from a bank? Because you’ve got my interest.”
- “Is your Wi-Fi signal strong? Because I feel a connection.”
- “Are you a hurricane? Because you blew me away.”
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.”
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.”
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”
- “You must be jelly, because jam don’t shake like that.”
- “Are you an omelet? Because you’re making my heart flip.”
- “Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
- “I’d say God bless you, but it looks like He already did.”
🫠 Cringe-Fest Continues…
Here are even more cringey lines that’ll have you rolling your eyes (or laughing). Choose your weapon—awkward humor, wordplay, or outlandish jokes!
🛍 Retail-Level Cringe
- “Are you a receipt? Because I want proof of this moment.”
- “Do you work at IKEA? Because I’m building a future with you.”
- “Are you a gift card? Because I want to redeem you.”
📚 Nerd Cringe
- “Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right.”
- “Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.”
- “Are you Pi? Because you’re never-ending and irrational.”
🚀 Sci-Fi Level Cringe
- “Are you made of stardust? Because you shine in the darkest places.”
- “Are you a galaxy? Because I’m lost in you.”
- “Are you from Mars? Because your beauty is out of this world.”
🎵 Music Cringe
- “Are you a song? Because you’ve been stuck in my head all day.”
- “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
- “If you were a song, I’d put you on repeat.”
🐾 Animal Cringe
- “Are you a dog? Because I’m trying to fetch your number.”
- “Are you a bear? Because I can’t bear to be without you.”
- “Are you a llama? Because alpaca my bags if you say yes.”
🍕 Food Cringe
- “Are you pizza? Because you’ve got a pizza my heart.”
- “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.”
- “Are you made of sugar? Because you’re sweet and bad for my teeth.”
🎮 Gamer Cringe
- “Are you a controller? Because I can’t play without you.”
- “Are you a loot box? Because I never know what I’m gonna get, but it’s always a win.”
Embrace the Cringe!
A funny illustration of a person holding a giant, cringey pick-up line sign, surrounded by various speech bubbles with lines like “Are you a parking ticket?” and “Do you work at Subway?” The person is smiling awkwardly while others around them look a bit confused. The background has a playful, colorful design with hearts, exclamation marks, and question marks. Title text: “99 Cringey Pick-Up Lines That Are So Bad, They’re Good” in bold, comic-style font.