Lawyers: the unsung heroes of drama and paperwork. While you might spend your days dissecting contracts and crafting legal briefs, there’s no reason to let your wit and charm wither away. Here’s a legal arsenal of pick-up lines to help you win hearts (and maybe even a few cases).
Punny and Persuasive
- “I’m not a lawyer, but I can definitely make a case for us to hang out.”
- “You must be a fine print expert, because you’re making my heart skip a line.”
- “I’d file a motion for a change of venue; from loneliness to your company.”
- “Are you a statute of limitations? Because you’re making time stand still.”
- “I’d file a restraining order against my heart, but it keeps getting drawn to you.”
Litigious and Lovely
- “I’m ready to plead my case for a date.”
- “You must be a judge, because you’re making me question everything I know.”
- “I’m guilty of finding you irresistible.”
- “I’d hire you as my attorney any day, but I’d rather have you as my date.”
- “I’m ready to waive all my rights and let you take control.”
Contractual and Cute
- “I’d like to draft a contract with you: you get your heart stolen, and I get to keep it.”
- “I’m willing to negotiate a deal: you give me your number, and I promise not to sue you for your heart.”
- “Let’s make a deal: you give me your heart, and I’ll give you mine.”
- “I’m ready to enter into a binding agreement with you: a date.”
- “I’m drafting a proposal: you and me.”
While a little humor can go a long way, it’s essential to be respectful and considerate. And if all else fails, there’s always the classic: “You seem like a fascinating person. Would you like to grab coffee sometime?”
Disclaimer: This blog post is intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not guarantee success with these lines, and we are not responsible for any legal repercussions.
P.S: Some has worked 😉
